Hi!

My name is Paul, and I've discovered I have plenty of free time at the workplace. To combat this, I've decided to spend my time sketching pictures for anyone who'd like one.

I'm not exactly a seasoned professional, but I'm not exactly rubbish either. You never know, I might give you the modern day equivalent of the Mona Lisa and you could make MILLIONS! You could build your own robot, or live in a mountain fortress. Just imagine the lifestyle.

If there's anything you'd like a picture of, let me know. The picture will be black & white (unless you convince me to colour it somehow) and with you as soon as possible via the means of scanning & emailing.

And seriously, I'm not drawing porn for anyone. Not even you. Sorry.

I'd love to hear from you soon.

All the best in the future,

Paul

PS: Along with your request, tell me something dead interesting.

Thanks!

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