Hi!

My name is Paul, and I've discovered I have plenty of free time at the workplace. To combat this, I've decided to spend my time sketching pictures for anyone who'd like one. For the record, it's not a pound, I'm just not allowed to price this at zero. Disaster.

I'm not exactly a seasoned professional, but I'm not exactly rubbish either. You never know, I might give you the modern day equivalent of the Mona Lisa and you could make MILLIONS! You could build your own robot, or live in a mountain fortress. Just imagine the lifestyle.

If there's anything you'd like a picture of, let me know. The picture will be black & white (unless you convince me to colour it somehow) and with you as soon as possible.

And seriously, I'm not drawing porn for anyone. Not even you. Sorry.

I'd love to hear from you soon.

All the best in the future,

Paul

PS: Along with your request, tell me something dead interesting.

Thanks!

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