They say if you never ask you never get, so (for the best possible outcome for all concerned) here is a humble request to the universe to bring me the perfect partner... and to let me keep her.

You:
25-35 y/o
Intelligent, spontaneous + good fun
A little mischeivous with the capacity to surprise
Patient, compassionate, persistent & passionate
Self-aware, honest, easy-going, articulate + open
Naturally attractive; not a heavy cosmetics user at all, although you know how to use it to make an impact
Slim/slender/curvy figure, relatively fit
Enjoys the city, the countryside and travelling
Loves listening to vocal and instrumental music, both recorded and live, and has a collection spanning many genres and historical/recent periods including electronic dance music. Perhaps you play an instrument too?
Able to see beyond stereotypes
Enjoys sex but would prefer to make love
Not a fashionista or overly concerned with appearances
Minimal baggage (kids don't *necessarily* count as baggage)
Prefers cats to dogs
Not turned off by any aspect of the description below:

Me:
38 y/o but people often don't believe me when I tell them. Don't feel it neever.
Fully functional brain and heart; intelligent, honest + open.
Looks: I do alright... been told I'm cute/handsome but you'll have to decide for yourself
Very long dark brown hair - clean, tidy, *non-smelly* dreadlocks.
Slim, not as fit as I should be but still got it. Or part of it at least. Ex British Taekwondo champion (sounds much more impressive than it is)
Deep thinker and feeler with hidden shallows.
Degree education but not working in that field; rather I do what I love and try and make a living at it (see below).
Very musical (four paragraphs deleted here)
Love listening to music of all kinds as well as making it but haven't bought any for years and for some reason very rarely find myself turning on the stereo
Mostly solvent (ie. can usually still afford food by the end of the month)
Occasional/social smoker
Was teetotal/straight edge for a while but just re-discovering good ale, rum + tequila. Although not in the same glass (so far).
Sense of humour: allegedly
Not the best cook in the world by any stretch
When writing, often uses 10 words where 1 will do.
In real life, sometimes uses 1 word where a more complete explanation would be more appropriate.
A bit shy yet sometimes incredibly forward.
A bit self-centred sometimes but very much not a bastard.
Other imperfections: yes

If you're going to reply please include a photo (that's one of the 'hidden shallows' I mentioned); I'll include one of me when I write back... the rest you'll have to find out for yourself :)

Fingers crossed...

Contact details

• Email: Click here to reply to this ad

Anti spam: Do NOT contact me offering services or anything of a commercial nature.