Guys to date in Bristol http://bristol.gumtree.com/cgi-bin/list_postings.pl?posting_cat=2672 en-GB Latest posting for Bristol girls seeking guys Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:38:00 GMT Gumtree Bristol 142 18 http://bristol.gumtree.com http://bristol.gumtree.com/images/logo.gif Chinese woman seeking husband (Bristol, Age: 41) Hello my name is Yun Mei I am a Chinese woman who is looking for a husband in Bristol. I live in Nanning China. I am 41 years old and I work as a Chef in a restuarant. My English is not yet very good but I learn more. I do not have children. I think about coming to the UK because I cannot find man I like in China. meimei6933 yahoo.com.cn Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/12/29741812.html Thirty and flirty (bristol, Age: 30) So facebook keeps flashing adverts at me reminding me that im 30 and single and I thought it was about time I did something about it A lot of my friends are settled and spending their saturday nights watching strictly come dancing but I still love my big nights out pubbing and clubbing. Dont get me wrong I like a night in especially with good food and excellent company Im just not quite ready for a knee blanket and velcro slippers Im looking for someone down to earth and fun who is old enough to wear their trousers high enough to cover their pants yet young enough to party into the early hours. So if your interested get in touch x Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/62/29746162.html Giving up hope. (Bristol, Age: 21) Hi Im a 21 year old female living in Bristol. This is the first time Ive had the nerve to post an ad.have replied to a few but theyve not really come up with the goods. I dont know why Im having to resort to this.I just dont seem to meet many people when Im out Im outdoorsy intelligent mature down to earth and a really nice person. Im also fairly attractive and easy to get along with. Im looking for a guy around 22-27 who is attractive a professional confident intelligent and can hold a good conversation. Maybe we could start with coffee or dinner and see where things go. E-mail me if youd like to know more or if youd like a picture as long as you send one too Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/27/29744427.html f 22 into live music extreme sports crazy fun times (Devon, Age: 22) If you like those things then you might be what I want. Ive gotten to the point where Im ready to meet someone and most of the guys I know who are into similar things to me are my very good friends ones I simply do not see in that way. So.if you like rock music or are into extreme sports or just that different side of life in any way then give me a shout. I like my men tall and slightly muscular and tattoos piercings dont bother me at all. Im 5&quot 5 slim brown hair been told quite pretty and I love having a great time but I also have a brain too. Oh by the way 24 to 30 is kinda the range I spose. Let me know if you fancy meeting up and well see what happens Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/52/29664252.html Black Lady seeks White guy (Bristol, Age: 22) Hi Im a 26yr old black lady seeking a serious relationship. Want to know more email me Psno time wasters lm not into one night stands. Thu, 9 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/66/29647366.html Any fellas fit the bill? (Bristol, Age: 27) Hi fellas I am 27 and looking for a pleasant friendly guy who is clean has good manners and is ideally between the ages of 26-30. I would like to find someone that I could be friends with first. as I am in no rush for a big full on thing. Saying that I dont want to meet another user who has a short-term gap to fill either Just want to see what happens from this ad really and what sort of replies I get. so if you are a decent chap then feel free to drop me a line. If you are an animal lover and you like theatre cinema and all sorts of music then that would be a great start Thanks for reading Thu, 9 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/43/29621143.html Want an adventure? (Bristol, Age: 30) Hi Im looking for my soul mate my partner in crime the love of my life. Im 30yrs old petitie with dark curly hair and brown eyes. Im looking for someone who doesnt mind going out for a few drinks on a friday and finds themselves stumbling home hours later still with a spring in their step On the other hand quiet nights in certainly have their benefits. If youre interested live in Bristol and are between 25 40 yrs old reply with a picture and Ill be in touch. Thanks xx Wed, 8 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/52/29590752.html Beautiful black girl looking for the one (Bristol, Age: 22) hi im 22 black tall and i wouldnt say im ugly( but i guess who would) im looking for a nice guy age 20 40 race colour dont matter must be genuine not looking for casual sex sorry not that kinda girl) i enjoy the movies bowling reading and many more love photography i have a son who is 3yrs im looking for someone with money and willing to spend it (on me) lol. not a goldigga but tired of dating broke-ass guys he must be fun funny professional and intelligent who knows how to treat a girl. if we get on then may lead to relationship. send message and a pic of yourself to my email and ill get back to you with one. Tue, 7 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/12/29516212.html single mum looking for fun (bristol, Age: 27) hi i am 27 with a 4 year old son i would like to have some fun away from being a mum sometimes i like to go clubbing go to pubs cinema eat out and evenings at home with a good bottle of wine dvd and good company im not looking for a serious relationship but if it turnt into that then fine to start with i would just like someone with simular interests to hang out with and share some fun with i would like a honest man (no bullshit) easy going and someone that is good with kids look forward to your replies x Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/79/29480379.html Lonely And Looking For A Nice Guy (Bristol, Age: 27) Hey There Im 55 Slim Size 8 Brown Hair Green Eyes. Im Looking For A Nice Guy For Dates And Maybe More If We Click Well Preferably Guys Able To Accomadate For Nights In Front Of The Tele With A Few Drinks And Cuddles Preferably Guys Who Can Drive As I Cant Im Able To Travel To City Centre Longwell Green Or Cribbs Causeway Where Ever Is Best For You. Want To Be Pampered And Treated By Guys Willing To Flash The Cash Cook Meals Give Me Massages Etc. Looks Not Important Any Guy 16-50 Just Drop Me An Email peaceloveskinny live.com And Will Get Back Asap xx Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/57/29440157.html Looking for a new start. (westbury-on-trym bristol, Age: 27) Okay so Im 27 professional and not sure what shes letting herself in for Just recently moved to bristol after a change in circumstances. Being in a new town only generally meeting people at work I want to meet some other people. I know I dont want to fall for a guy in the same line of work as me and thats a big reason why Im even on gumtree. Im not promising the world but I am willing to have a laugh and see where it goes. Just think it would be nice to feel the butterflys in my tummy again after all thats what we all need in life. Im not so bothered about age but you do need to be a professional man with his own career. In the end I need someone to be there for me whatever but encourage and support me at the same time. If you think you could be this guy contact me i really do look forward to your email. happy and smiley Sat, 4 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/03/29437803.html serious relationship (uk, Age: 34) I am seriously interested in long-lasting relationship with white caucasian mature ready for commitement partener. I am sensitive educated ready for effort to keep the realtionship long-lasting. I am into family and marriage for the right someone x Sat, 4 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/99/29438799.html cheeky cherub seeks funtime frankie (Bristol, Age: 22) Well. Had an ad on here previously and lets just say it didnt prove successful ( But i find myself drawn back ) and maybe this time there will be someone on my wavelength I have an appreciation of crap jokes lol love random things drunken chats camping Vw campers tattoos music gigs festivals football love a good drink and a laugh oh and chillaxin on a sunday with me duvet and a load of old skool films and plenty more. If you fancy getting some chat on the go then do your thang cheers me dears ) P.S. please dont reply if your head is up your rear end 24 7.thankyou Sat, 4 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/13/28365613.html hi there rock fans (bristol, Age: 45) Hi there slim independent 45 year old woman i love rock and metal music with a passion love long hair and tattoos not essential thoalso love festivals and hippy stuff are there any guys out there with similar interests age 35-50 i love the more up to date stuff like al shall perish and some of the older stuff so if ur out there drop me a line x Sat, 4 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/66/29421366.html hi there rock fans (bristol, Age: 45) hi 45 year old slim independent woman love rock metal festivals hippy stuff looking for a guy 35-50 into the same stuff also love tattoos and long hair not essential tho love more up to date metal if ur the same drop me a line and send a pic too love bands like all shal perish as i lay dying and also some more classic stuff Xx Sat, 4 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/51/25875851.html Black woman looking for a genuine white guy (bristol and somerset, Age: 35) Hi I am a professional black woman looking for someone true fun and gentle to be friends with initially with a possibility of a relationship. I am not fussy about how long but I would like honesty. If you are aged between 30 and 50 and you fit my criteria do get in touch. Fri, 3 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/66/29368666.html frustrated student (st andrews, Age: 21) Hi my names maxine. im a 21 year old student. im blonde 5&amp &quot 10 slim you can decide whether im attractive. i seek a nice man to take me to expensive restaurants. i am not fussed about age Thu, 2 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/81/29360181.html Wants To Be Loved (Fishponds, Age: 21) Hi I guess im on here like anyone else im 21 (well in october i am im single have been for some time now ive just transferred unis and im studying drama. I Dont drink on the odd ocassion i have a glass dont smoke im very active. I like theatre cinema eating (lots Vegetarian due to allergies not to choice lol. Bit Clumsy but im all heart. Im all about monotomy and expect that from a partner i have a bit of a broken heart but im willing to get back on the horse. Wed, 1 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/84/28999084.html Looking for a man with a Gsoh for friendship maybe more (Bristol, Age: 27) Hi I am 27 years old and would like to meet some male friends around my age who share similar interests. I like going out at the weekend to clubs bars and pubs etc. I also enjoy going to the cinema holidays music and shopping. Many of my friends are more settled now but I still love going out and making the most of having no comittments. I have a very Gsoh (maybe a bit mad but in a good way) I get on best with people who are easy going and always up for a laugh. If you have a Gsoh and dont take yourself too seriously would be great to hear from you. Wed, 1 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/36/28996136.html Vw Camper Man wanted (Bristol, Age: 32) Bodywork Must be in original condition and all parts must be in good working order. Must be solid and mechanically sound. Reasonably low mileage required although once round the clock is acceptable. Suspension should not be overloaded or carry excess baggage. Handles should be appropriately sized according to body type. Must be easy on the eye with good paintwork free from dents or blemishes and responsive to a good rub down. Interior Well upholstered but not under or over padded threadbare or bursting at the seams. Upholstery should be comfortable to lie on and should not collapse when given a good poke. Performance Exhaust system must be fully functioning with no spluttering backfiring or polluting odours. Suspension should be stable with plenty of bounce-ability. Must not leak and must be free from excessive fuel consumption. Must not break down at first sign of pressure and must not let off steam. Thrust bearings and crank shaft should be well lubricated. Engine must not be shagged out and should be easy to start. Gear knob should be original and not loose or suffering from excessive wear. Must rev-up easily and be capable of going from nought to naughty in 10 seconds. Period details Must have some tread on the tyres white-wall tyres not required Tax exempt acceptable vintage admired but not desired. Historic considered but only if housed in a triple garage with adjacent mansion. Genuine replies only please. Wed, 1 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/92/27069592.html Do Nice Guys Actually Exist? (Bristol, Age: 32) Hi (Nice) Gumtree Guys Im female 27 and just thought Id give this Gumtree thing a go. a) out of curiousity b) to see if there is actually anyone genuine on here? In terms of my ideal fella I am looking for someone polite honest respectful loyal and fun-loving. like myself Please drop me a few lines about yourself if you think you fit the bill and would like to chat some more. Please Do Not reply if you are already married or attached. There seem to be a worrying number of men on this site looking for someone to play away with and its just bang out of order. I dont Do sharing Include a pic if you like. I have a few I can send also. Thanks for reading Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/31/29227631.html friends first (bristol, Age: 59) looking for a kind gentleman to wine and dine withim returning to uk shortly after spending two years in ireland with my famly.would like to have a friend to meet up with i arrive there.my family are grown up and doing their own thing now.looking forward to hearing from you Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/49/28870049.html attractive young black female (bristol, Age: 29) like to meet nice caring sweet intelligent gsoh attractive tall man. Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/68/29141468.html serious add for serious people (gloucester road, Age: 29) hi i am still looking for my other half in the world. i am 29 yr oldprofessional well educated woman tall blue eyes blondish hair. I am at first sight a strong ambitious woman but with a sensitive soul insideopen for everything new.trying to find my place in the world have my plans ambitions for the futuresometimes just need some pushingtalkative other time just quiet and introvert. not an easy onebut definetely not boring If you are over 6 ft (182cms) confident ambitious well educated humorous open-minded extraordinary in some way just drop me a line i might be interested. And do not forget to attach a pic please. anyone can sat anything the looklike is the most important to make the first impression waiting for your answer thanks I. Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/23/29120723.html single mum lookin 4 a decent guy (bristol, Age: 20) as the title says lookin for a decent guy in bristol or nt far from there lookin for a relationship needs 2 like children as i have 1 a bit bout me love shoppincinemabowlinpubchillin outlistenin 2 musicwatchin dvds lookin for a guy aged 20-26 if ur decent and in that age gap and in bristol send me an email Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/68/29107968.html Sexy, fun, not the average female, looking for a guy who stands out from the rest (Bristol, Age: 38) Wanted Can You Fit Into The Following Requirments- Between the ages of 35 45 years of age Consider yourself to be attractive Body weight in proportion to your height Have your own interests and good friends Enjoy a good night out and hold your own beer Be honest and caring Not wanting to spend every moment in each others space Get that nice feeling when you arrange to meet up with someone special. No baggage. A past is good but life is too short to be carrying heavy baggage In Return You Will Receive- 38 year old single female with no baggage Blonde hair 55 tall Works hard and plays even harder. Kind caring and honest. Knows what she wants and not afraid to tell it as it is. Independant enough to have me time but also wanting time with that special person. Hobbies include swimming kick boxing and keeping fit. Tend to get bored so need to be kept on my feet. Would love to meet someone who can fit the above and make me feel special again. Pictures gratefully received will send on in return. Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/60/29032260.html I want a real man who does not play games (bristol, Age: 27) I m a simple female 5 7 140lbs black hair and brown eyes. Very down to earth with a good since of humour. I love to show my affection. I only want to date clean men because I m very clean. I want a guy who is very honest and down to earth and have a good since of humour. I want a real man who does not play games. I have seen the film Kama Sutra and hope you too had seen it. I love to practice some of the postures. Anyway let s talk about it in my reply to you. Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/62/29006962.html Moving at Xmas time (Bristol, Age: 22) Hi I plan on moving to Bristol in December once I graduate uni (from canada) in december. Im originally from there I just moved away when I was 5. Im looking for people to hang out with since it gets quite lonely knowing no one In 5 words Id describe myself as witty talkative intelligent fun and friendly. Yourturn Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/41/28885041.html Bored of being single. (Bristol, Age: 29) Im 29. Im a teacher.and I hate describing myself Been happily single for 2 years and have enjoyed my independence but starting to miss sharing experiences and having someone to cuddle up to at night. Like travelling theatre cooking literature live music socialising with friends a nice bottle of wine the odd night throwing shapes on the dancefloor Ideally looking for someone aged between 25-35 with a Gsoh intelligent loyal romantic and affectionate. So.hope to here from all you eligible bachelors very soon Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/23/28949523.html Stuck in on a Saturday, looking for a hunk to take me to breakfast (Clifton, Age: 26) Was thinking Wetherspoons or perhaps MacDonalds. I may be cheap but Im most definately classy 56 petite brunette cute sweet intelligent fiery. Looking for an attractive (obviously ) laid back reliable man to whisk me off my feet in whirlwind romance. Needs to be adventurous and excitable. p.s. my best feature is my long toned legs indicated by my nickname being &quot Legs&quot ) Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/53/28876653.html single lady looking for a single man (bristol, Age: 26) hi i am a single lady looking for a single man (58-68 i would like to meet the right person to spend my time with. i am an active person enjoy walking cyclingetc. Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/30/26316930.html Someone to treat me like a princess . (bath, Age: 19) Okay so ive never actually done this before. I was only browsing through and come acroos this and thought id give it a go as lets face it people go out clubbing pubbing these days looking for their special one but it just turns out that there just looking for one thing hence my advertisment Or you just see the worst in them because they are so drunk or whatever. As you can tell from the above i am looking for a relationship with hopefully someone that doesnt s t on you and just someone who is genuine and a gentleman yknow the kind that will open the door for you put rose petels in the bed and surprise you with flowers at your work kinda thing. And someone thats honest and good looking at the same time. So enough of what my knight in shining armour would be like and a more about me Im 19 years old down to earth happy loyal person that loves to have a good ol laugh I have blond hair and blue eyes roughly a size 10 12 and see myself as pretty attractive (without sounding too big headed I have pictures but dont really want to post them on here but am willing to send to those who ask. I like to do lots of things like pool movies (in with a nice glass of wine or out) travel pubbin clubbin occassionally and shopping just to name some. If youre interested please email with photos. Look forward to hearing from you x Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/73/28877173.html I'll be all to happy to hear from you (bristol, Age: 21) I work full-time but enjoy living the life of a student with the rest of my mates. Socialising is my only saviour enjoys anything that involves going out being around people. Im well known for playing up in front of an audience so if you think you can handle the pase.get in touch Ill be all to happy to hear from you. You are invited to look at my photo in here before relying. Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/01/28849001.html I am interested in finding a guy who will except both of us (bristol, Age: 19) I have a daughter named tessa who was born on Oct 22 07. i love to spend time with her. i am interested in finding a guy who will except both of us because we are a packaged deal. i am not looking for a dad for my daughter but a best friend for me. Someone who can be honest faithful trustworthy and keep a job. hope to hear from you soon. Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/29/28806329.html tall, mid forties, scorpio woman (bristol, Age: 45) hello i am here in the hope that there is a tall 6 man who is sensual caring and is looking for that special someone for ltr poss more well if this level of intensity appeals to you. email me Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/42/28779842.html english teacher (bristol, Age: 23) Any nice guy there who can help me improve my English? Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/92/28747392.html I have a positive outlook on life (bristol, Age: 23) I am a 23 year old slim build long legs and with a sassy personality. I enjoy the theatre ballet dining out coffee houses cinema and generally anything that will make me smile. I love playing tennis and have been playing it since I was very young. I also enjoy skiing (not very good at it) swimming dancing (ballet) and any other fun sports. My personality is one of confidence sassiness outgoing good natured and I have a positive outlook on life. Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/06/28726406.html Looking for my knight in shining armour. (Bristol, Age: 29) Im 29. Im a teacher.and I hate describing myself Been happily single for 2 years and have enjoyed my independence but starting to miss sharing experiences and having someone to cuddle up to at night. Like travelling theatre cooking literature live music socialising with friends a nice bottle of wine the odd night throwing shapes on the dancefloor Ideally looking for someone aged between 25-35 with a Gsoh intelligent loyal romantic and affectionate. So.hope to here from all you eligible bachelors very soon Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/77/28669077.html Prove to me the fun, sexy men arent all taken. (Horfield, Age: 26) Heh My name is Jo and im a single outgoing busy lady who is interested to know if there are still any sexy fun single men out there I have been in Bristol for just over a year now and its really growing on me. I enjoy the city life and would like a fun man to share some more experiences with. My main aim in life is to have fun and make the most of each and every day. I enjoy keeping fit love travel and learning about the world. I have a big passion for the mountains and am a keen skiier. Music is another main passion and I am a regular festival goer I like going out being with friends and also enjoy everything to do with food.buying it cooking it eating it and trying new dishes I would love to meet someone who is spontaneous up for trying new things and has a sense of adventure.if you think you fit the bill get in touch. Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/40/28324840.html Would like to meet. (Bs7, Age: 19) Hi there i just looked through about a hundred ads of guys looking for girls and thought maybe it would be easier for the guys (hopefully) to come to me. Im Lisa im 19 and im single. so far i have enjoyed the single life but recently as all my housemates and most of my friends have gotten into relationships i have seen the look on their faces which tells me &quot I wouldnt change this for the world&quot and that is exactly what im looking for. As for my looks and personality. my mother says i am like marmite- youll either love me or hate me i have an unusual look (just ask for a photo) im not skinny but not overly fat. i dont go tot he gym or spend hours applying fake tan. i like who i am and expect a guy to do the same. i like to think of myself as bubbly caring and true. im a great listener but can also be a diva Im looking for a guy who is 20-29 must be taller than 5 9&quot as that is my height and who floats my boat both appearance wise and intellectually. i know im asking for a lot but hey. its gotta be right if you dont fit this mold please reply anyway as looking to broaden m y horizons in the friend department also Cheers for reading Lise xx Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/52/28599752.html single mum seekin a decent guy (bristol, Age: 20) as the title says im a single mum lookin for a decent guy needs 2 be aged between 20-26 needs 2 like children send me an email tell me a bit bout urself and if i like the sound of u i ll add ya Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/32/28595432.html any mixed race guy looking for a relationship (bristol, Age: 22) hiya im posting this add too see if there is any mixes race guys looking for a relationship and that kind n honest x Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/48/28550748.html I'm a moderately cool girl who loves to laugh and have fun (bristol, Age: 25) Im a moderately cool girl who loves to laugh and have fun Our professional lives tend to bring unwarranted drama at times so I do not put up with it in my personal life. As for me I am a serious person at times but also playful and laid back. Family is one of the most important things to me. I enjoy a variety of things movies festivals sports theater concerts shopping reading traveling dinner etc. My job is working with people and I learn a great deal from those I work with. Rarely is there a boring day at work. I have a guilty pleasure for reality Tv such as Survivor as Big Brother. My philosophy is a profile is just a profile if you really want to get to know me or learn more then ask Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/13/28546113.html Pretty 33 year old. (Bristol, Age: 25) I am hoping to meet someone who is fun easy going. I am a 33 bubbly brunette. I enjoy socializing going to cosy pubs. Love live music art.lots of things really. I came back from travelling in January have settled back into normal living and it would be lovely to meet someone to spend the dark winter months with. I dont have a huge criteria of who you should be I am quite relaxed and just hope to meet someone whos the same. Im not materialistic in anyway and think relationships between people learning and developing is more important. Sounding a bit hippy maybe.basically if your a nice normal guy looking to meet someone for friendship and then see where we go from there it would be great to hear form you. Personality is the key but I do think there needs to be something in the looks department too a photo would be great and I will be happy to give mine once weve exchanged e-mails. Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/42/28484442.html I'm not normal, (city centre, Age: 24) Ive been reading some of the other postings and well good for you that you want a nice sweet normal girl. Im just not sure where I fit in Im a art rocker opinionated passionate and un-challenged looking for a lion tamer or mischeivious words smith for witty exchange. Think you have the mustard drop me a line or two. Love rats need not apply. Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/34/28502334.html to all gents (stourbridge west mindlands dy8, Age: 24) Gday I Am A Single Lady Living In Stourbrigde Wish To Meet A Gent From 45 59 Must Be Single Div Or Widow No Kids Under 18 Ok 6tf Tall For Weekend Outings And Day Trips And More Please Cont Me Gewn Replys Only I Must Be Single And Dont Work Weekends Or Have Time To Spend With Me . Sun, 7 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/26/28345326.html Loveliness guaranteed (Central Bristol, Age: 24) Hi there Im a 24 lovely lady cute-looking sweet caring and music mad (some of my favourites are Radiohead the Eels Muse Chemical Brothers When Im not at work (which is a 9-5 one) Id love to play my guitar go to the cinema pubs especially ones with live music or wander around to sketch things. Im also a very good cook Ok so theres nothing wrong about me Ive just been with wrong people all the time. Hopefully Mr Right is reading this and will drop me a line. Id sure write back with a photo of mine attached Sat, 6 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/48/28290048.html Genuine Quirky Lass Seeks Similar Guy. (Bristol, Age: 23) So i have been single for way too long lol Im just trying to find that guy who is funny but can be serious. the dude who doesnt have to try too hard. enjoys the mad all nighters dancing and drinking. but loves the nights in with a dvd and munchies too. Bit of a spark in the way of travel rugby adventure not neccessary but would help Im a bit of a quirky rock chick am dubbed alternative All the time. just as i am who i am no hidden agenda. Currently in the middle of setting up a band of which i am lead singer. hoping to do more of what i love If you dont like tattoos or piercings then i wouldnt bother messaging me lol Also. i am purple obsessed love my cats and come from a nice big nutty Irish catholic family (no i dont believe nor am i religious) but they are mad. sorry We are mad lol Anyone out there actually like a 511 girl with the build to boot. who loves to sing dance write and watch rugby. and who is mad about surf vw camper vans drumming and the paranormal? Let me know lol Mel Fri, 5 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/45/27326945.html Sexy girl looking for Italian or Greek Cypriot boyfriend (St George, Bristol, Age: 26) Hi guys My name is Michelle and I am 59&quot with long brunette hair and green eyes. I am a curvy size 12 and have a very outgoing personality and good sense of humour. I can be a saint but usually Im a sinner I Love Love Love the Mediterranean look and thats why I am looking for a guy of Italian or Cypriot descent You will not be disappointed I love to make my man happy when I have one Must be tall dark and handsome and have a wicked personality and sense of humour. So if you think you can fit the bill get in touch. x Thu, 4 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/27/28191227.html I need someone a bit different. (Bristol, Age: 26) I m an independent 38 year old female 5 7 tall average build blonde hair and blue eyes. I work hard and play even harder. Got all the things in life that I could wish for apart from a partner to enjoy it with. I m looking for a normal guy with no ties or no baggage to be able to get up and go to be able to make me laugh spend time on a weekend with me do silly things and generally enjoy life. I like eating out in nice restaurants going to the cinema going to gigs love music. Enjoy holidays abroad and also in the UK. Hobbies include swimming surfing and generally keeping fit. A photo would be good and one will be returned. Someone surprise me as I m giving up Wed, 3 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/02/28168802.html Bristol lass without the accent :) (Bristol, Age: 26) Argh how weird Ok so pretty bored of meeting the same old types shouting over a drink in a club so thought id give this a dabble Me happy quite sain. Usually find me painting it red of a weekend although partying seems to be approaching its selby date on my interest list. I love spending time with friends or visiting family equally dont mind my own company having a swim or shop (obviously Often go away with the girlies random weekends. Loving London at the mo Quite a well balanced character id say talk my way out a paper bag hate confrontation will open a can of whoop if needs be though ) Im more of a night owl not the type to go rock climbing 9 am Sunday morn and wouldnt be happy with the git who suggests such madness Im a tall one at 6ft curvy or amazonion build from me swimming years all in proportion anyway You must be stageringly handsome and stinking rich apart from the obvious though main requirement has to be sense of humour as long as I have a stitch after an hour of yapping then were cool. Nice eyes an easy smile is always a bonus. Last few years I havent met any guy worth dating longer than a month never been the type to be with someone just for the sake of not being single. Would love a boozy giggle and funk boogie in a nice bar somewhere but also wouldnt argue against a night in front of a wicked sky line teamed with random chats or night in with the beers watching big bro Or is that pushing it? Anyway enough ranting mail me a pic say ello ) Mon, 1 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/47/26244947.html Could you be the man for me? (fishponds, Age: 30) Hello to everyone that reads this ad. I have just read and replyed to some of the guys ads but thought if i post one myself i may find the man im looking for. I would be interested in a mature guy (30-45) if you have children then thats a bonus as im a single mother and all the guys i meet find that a turn off im 30 years old and a lovely caring lady. I would make one man very happy just need to find him. Im 57 blue eyes and have long blonde hair. Im quite active. Im not out to find a father for my children as they have one im looking for someone who will share family life with me and spent time with me. I have access to a babysitter for meals out but can share evenings in too. Im not a bad cook so could always cook you a meal. My children are a huge part of my life hence why if you have children then you can understand me. I would welcome your children into our relationship too. I love to read various books my music taste completely depends on my mood. I enjoy breaks away. I also love going to farms and zoos sorry thats why i would be best if you love kids) I dont think im doing a very good job at selling myself but in a way i shouldnt have to as the one special person for me will see through this ad and e-mail me regardless. If you arent interested in dating me but are looking for just friends then i would be happy to make friends too. Will give you a photo upon viewing one of you promise. Lj xx Mon, 1 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/46/28106246.html looking for my jamcain man (bristol, Age: 22) hiya im only intrested in meeting a pure jamcain man single n a nice guy if that you then email me thankz xx im a 22 female Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/42/28041142.html Seeking a man who's nice and fun. (Westbury, Age: 27) Hello all Im looking for a white fit guy for dating relationship. Im slim 27 and will send my picutre upon recieving yours kisses Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/49/28033649.html check this out- Hairstraighteners alert (anywhere in bristol, Age: 27) Cmon guys are there any guyz out there that have clean long hair and happen to be cute Oh yeah and not old P.S dont worry I wont burn your hair xx Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/27/27190927.html man wanted :) (Bristol, Age: 27) Oioi Sailor ) Im just looking for a nice funny honest guy (But I dont think they exist I like having a laugh and doing new random things Im into music seeing bands movies road trips books tattoos and normal girlie things Im not your average girl I think Im quite unique. but in a good way If you want to know more send me a message x Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/51/27679151.html I know the perfect man doesn't exist but willing to accept the next best thing (Horfield, Age: 24) Well Im Jenny aka Jen Jenny ren.been living in Bristol for a few years now- went to Uwe and now working here too. Loving the city life Devon was just a bit too quiet for my current situation.that is of young free and single of course. I am well into travelling seeing live music dancing cooking. oh and eating Getting into growing my own veg I am environmentally conscious but not overly so.i.e. I dont preach I just dont like people who are narrow minded Always up for laughs and if you can make me laugh that is one step ahead of the rest Just would like someone to go do stuff with go camping go to the cinema with etc.as a friend and anything else is just a bonus- right? Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/78/27668478.html game for a laff (bristol, Age: 24) Hi Bren here im a 47 year old girl at heart looking for an easy going guy i live in Easton and love reggae music ive got 3 kids from 24 to 14 i love to have a good laugh and take life as it comes trying to have as much fun as possible along the way so if ur similar and genuine drop me a line no time wasters plz Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/09/27573809.html Ever the optimist.music fans attention please (Bristol, Age: 24) Hi there men of Bristol Im looking for a man between the ages of 35 to 45ish to have a relationship with who wants to get to know me who wants to talk til the small hours about music trivia from the late 70s to the early 90s who remembers one hit wonders by such musical wonders as The Regents Department S and The Passions. Whos record collection includes everything from Siouxsie to Chic to Duran Duran to The Specials to Goldfrapp to Japan and who isnt afraid of their Inner popfan aswell as their indie and punk anarchistic side.Ah those heady days when men wore make up and women had to fight them for the hairpray eyeliner Its ok Im not looking for a cross dresser Just someone who came up the same musical route as I did and is as passionate about music as I am. I know its asking for the moon on a stick. But hey like the ad says Im ever the optimist So the basics.Im vaguely attractive but not slim but also not a candidate for a Gerry Springer programme where they crane me out of my basement but if youre looking for Kate Moss size zero time to leave I feel as I come with curves attached Im 40s-ish early not late but fairly young in my outlook hence the music being a big deal. But equally love hanging out in my wee flat cooking and sharing my interesting and exotic cooking.Im getting curry down to a fine art at the moment I would like to find a man who can hold a good conversation who Im attracted to whos attracted to me would be a bonus who can string a sentence together who has a sense of humour and whos a bit sensual Steady I dont do one night stands. I need someone whos going to be a good friend as well as a good lover and who I can be Me with. Did any of that make sense Ps. A pic guarantees a reply and I will forward mine forthwith Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/90/27546290.html happy girl (Bs3, Age: 23) Hey I am 23 around 58&quot happy and confident a graduate open minded and thoughtful slim and attractive (but thats really your decision) able to laugh at myself talkative I like going out and having fun lots of different music though my main love is dance particularly drum and bass electro and breakbeat reading good comedy arty things festivals going to the gym talking and sleeping Ideally I would like someone who is articulate and can hold a conversation has some similar (and some different interests would be particularly pleased with someone liking similar music. knows what they want from life and is doing something about it (or a least has a plan) is a graduate or feels well educated is happy and has a sense of humour is around 22-28ish and taller than me has his own life and interests that wont suddenly get dropped I find attractive.I do my best not to be shallow but there has got to be chemistry in life. doesnt come with too much emotional baggage Or at least has it under control ) So if you feel you have some of those attributes and you think I sound interesting Im looking for someone to have fun with and to do stuff with.there might be potential for a longer term thing if it all seems right but this is not a prerequisite in the short term I would just want to get to know you and see what happens. Please reply with a photo- I like to know who Im talking to ) Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/85/24123685.html Genuine Black girl seeks genuine guy (bristol, Age: 25) Hey guys thanks for looking at my post. A little about me im 25 lived in bristol for around 4 years now im around 53 a curvy size 14. Ive been single for nearly a year after being in a relationship for nearly 3 years. The things I enjoy are pretty varied cinemapubsmusic and good company. Im also quite creative and laid back. Im looking ultimately for a relationship but its important to get to know the person first so I would like to do the whole dating thing first keeping things light. In terms of what im looking for Men aged 25-35 single no children in terms of race im not really fussed as the most important thing is that we get along. You have to know how to have fun and relax and know what it takes to make a good relationship. I would also like someone who is driven and knows what he wants from life and is prepaired to do the work to get there saying that no workaholics please being able to relax is equally important. no time wasters please Thanks for looking if you wanna know more drop me a line your pic gets mine xx Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/25/27341725.html templer (bristol, Age: 25) You once told me that you were still looking for that ellusive connection with someone.people whove never met falling for one another isnt an every day occurance. That said youve done the right thing. I dont want you if youre not going to give me all of you. If she wanted you she would probably put the effort in to make it work I wish youd never got back in contact with me. You were supposed to wait until you were ready- now youve ruined everything that could have been. I hope you sort your head out and end up happy. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/53/27468753.html Bubbly Sue (Bristol, Age: 61) Iim a fun loving 61 year old with a gsoh down to earth and very easy going I like listening to music most types going for walks visting interesting places cosy nights in with the right company if you want to find out send me a message Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/90/27443990.html looking for soul mate (bristol, Age: 34) hi there its me again i wanted to repost due to a high voltage of weirdos lol ok now listen very careflully to what i want in a guy i would like someone between 35 and 45 5f5 10 and above i would prefer him to have kids as i find men who dont have no ideal sometimes wen i may talk bout my pack lol i want someone in bristol as i dont think long distant relationships work been there done it i am a single mum of 4 kids 2 of whom live with their dad i am a independant girl i used to be a pub manager i have my own house and even my own car i just wld like to meet someone who is normal please you must be out there somewhere also i only date english men sorry to offend but have to be truthful right now i work in avonmouth bristol i love my life just miss that specila someone to share times with if you think you meet all my requrements then please get in touch with a pic if poss so i can put a face to the name oh and last thing i dont do casual relationships one nite stands etc i am after long term only also i will hold off till second date for you to meet the parents lmao haha have a good day xx sarah x Contact details Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/48/27314548.html looking for soul mate part 2 (bristol, Age: 34) hi there right i am reposting my advert to kinda make wot i want in a guy a little clearer. i am looking for a guy between 35 and 45 as i am not into toyboys also u must be between 5 ft 10 and above also i wld like someone who actually lives in bristol as long distant relationships dont work for me and also i wld want someone who is actually english hope this dont effend but i like to be honest from day one i am a 34 yr old lady i have kids so i wold like someone who has kids 2 makes things a little easier i think also i have my own car and house and i work in avonmouth so dont need any handouts even if i am a single mum i am very independant i used to be a pub manager so know i scally when i see one hahah anyway i also want to add i am only lookiing for my soul mate i want a long term relationship not into one nite stands or casual sex dont interest me at all you must be honest caring genuine and trustworthy oh and a sense of humour is a must if you think you meet my requirements drop me a line with a pic as well thankyou for reading xx Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/23/27197223.html Sassy, sensuous and straightforward. (Redfield, Age: 29) That got your attention did it? Good.read on o) Im 29 fit curvy and brunette with a great life brilliant group of friends and fab job. Im professional ambitious and looking for someone to enjoy the ride of life with.is this where you come in Want more You know what to do.I look forward to hearing from you Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/48/27245848.html Looking for friendship maybe more (Bristol, Age: 27) Hi Im 27 years old (although I do come across as alot younger ) I love going out at the weekend (clubs and pubs etc as well as going to the cinema shopping holidays and music (mostly RnB dance I have lots of female friends but not many male so would be nice to meet some around my age give or take a few years. Would like to meet someone with a Gsoh who doesnt take themself too seriously and enjoys going out. Hope to hear from u soon Thanks Tue, 5 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/72/27076972.html Female looking for friendship maybe more 37 (Bristol, Age: 27) Im a female looking for a male friend between 28 42 to hang out. Someone who has a zest for life and not scared of an adventure. I enjoy socializing going to bars watching films eating good food and drinking wine. I love keeping fit and enjoy the outdoors and have recently taken up surfing Send me a mail if you fit the bill x Mon, 4 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/09/27031509.html Loner Girl seeking New Man. (Westbury Park, Bristol (Bs6), Age: 32) Hey For those that have been texting me please email me at the following address sahron hayward sky.com az Im getting to many text messages at one time its tiring to keep up. Please delete my mobile number Please For any new males out there that have just read my ad please respect my wishes. If you see another ad of mine with my mobile number please do not text me as Im getting to many msgs at one time. You have to understand this is all new to me Ive never joined Bristol Gumtree b4 so Im serious determined to find my Mr Right im craving for new romance. For any males out there that want to be stupid send me filthy msgs about sex I will just delete your number simple as that you hear me? I wont take any crap from you only the honest sincere kind respectful males I will only text to. Thanx for now Sharon. Mon, 4 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/12/26992312.html Are you my Mr Right? D (Bristol, Age: 20) Hey Single life is gettin me down seems like everyone around me is in a couple So i thought i was time to get my act together and meet some new men for possible dates maybe relationship who knows I wouldnt say i was that fussy but weirdos need not apply. I do like people who are intelligant though looks are not that important but hygeine is Looking for someone in there twenties. I like people who can make me laugh and enetertain me i love going out for drinks and meals also i am keen on having a dance in a club every now and again So someone who enjoys doing the same would be great About me im a student at uni in Bristol not in bristol at the moment but will be moving back in a month or so. Im very bubbly and chatty and am always making people laugh Im about 5ft3 (shorty Blonde hair brown eyes size 16. So if you think i sound appealing send me a message and a pic and i will return the favour. thank you x Sun, 3 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/93/26979393.html where have all the good men gone? (bristol, Age: 21) A bit about myself- Im 21 5 10&quot with blue eyes and a slim figure. I have a lot of energy and love to be busy. My interests include theatre live music dancing and hanging out with mates. I am looking for a guy who genuinly enjoys having a girlfriend and that wants to share happy times with. I am very open about different looking guys as its generally the manorisms that attract me but I do like a guy to look after himself and be in shape. If your interested please forward me a pic Sun, 3 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/26/26969226.html Bbw Looking For Honest Guy (Bristol, Age: 37) Hi Thought I Would Give This A Try Looking For Firendship First And Hopefully Leading To More. Been Single For Six Months Now And Finding It Quite Lonely At Times Would Be Nice To Find A Honest And Reliable Guy To Share My Time With If You Fancy A Chat My Msn Is donnadonna31 yahoo.co.uk I Do Have A Pic On There So Hey If U Fancy A Chat Catch U Msn Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/33/26854233.html Keep the Faith.keep looking (Brizzle, Age: 22) Hi girls Just thought Id post to tell you that this site can work. I answered my boyfriends post on here and now weve been together a while making eachother happy. there are some weirdos on here but now and again u get a lovely surprise like I did. so keep looking albeit carefully to begin with. good luck x Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/23/26771623.html 23 year old, Down to earth always up for a laugh. (Bristol, Age: 23) Im 23 years old living in bristol looking for people who are down to earth and have a wicked sense of humor and who doesnt take life or themselves too seriously Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/81/23593181.html Genuine replies only please (North Bristol, Age: 42) I am a 42 year old single woman living in North Bristol. No children or major baggage. I am 58 large build grey blue eyes and brown hair. I enjoy music cinema the arts in general and will be starting part time study for an Msc in the autumn. I work in the public sector. I am looking for a ordinary relationship with a genuine man. If that could be you please reply. No time-wasters thank you. Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/13/26697113.html Come and find me. (Bristol, Age: 28) Hi there I moved to Bristol last year to do a PhD one year down and two to go When Im not studying I like to spend my time travelling dancing shopping eating out going to the cinema and socialising with friends. I tend to prefer nights in with good company and a glass of wine rather than clubbing. Im looking for someone who has similar interests is my age or older who can make me laugh is sensitive and good natured is slightly geeky rather than trendy thinks outside of the box and isnt afraid to be himself is intelligent and a professional Im not looking for players or anyone looking for casual sex potheads or someone who gets off their face on drugs at the weekend arrogance someone whose not over their ex So if you think thats you then get in touch. Im not into sending out photos of myself to strangers so would want a bit of email chat before a potential date. Im about 5&quot 4 with blonde hair (long at the front and short at the back) green eyes slim and I like to think Im not ugly though I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder So come and find me. Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/41/26587841.html Looking for my soulmate? (Bristol, Age: 33) Hi there Im 33 and single. Im a fun loving passionate sexy cheeky young lady who adores life and all it has to offer. Im great fun to spend time with as I nearly always have a smile on my face and try to see the positive funny side to most situations. I love to get dressed up and party however Im equally happy cooking dinner at home with good company good wine chatting until the small hours.At the end of the day its not what you do its who you do it with that makes things special. Im looking to meet somebody with a sense of humour kind passionate genuine attractive guy who is past the point of playing games. Someone confident and secure with themselves who loves to travel have fun and knows how to treat me like a lady can be spontaneous and has a passion for life. If you think youre able to light my fire and most importantly keep it lit I would love to hear from you. x Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/46/26503346.html Intelligent and funny woman looking for intelligent and funny man (Bristol, Age: 38) Hi Im an intelligent funny caring and vibrant redhead (38) looking to meet an interesting funny and emotionally literate man. I have many interests but am a big fan of arty-farty films at the Watershed all sorts of music either live or at home playing the guitar badly and singing out of tune (need assistance on both fronts) and I think there is nothing better than being kept company while I rustle up something fabulous in the kitchen large glass of red is optional. I have two beautiful and funny daughters who live part of the time with me and I have an amicable relationship with their dad so no baggage issues to deal with. So if that has tickled your fancy. drop me a line Ill be pleased to hear from you. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/01/26425501.html her name was lola she was a show girl. (bristol, Age: 30) just to let u know that is one of my favourite songs but thats the only barry manilow song i like anyway im seeking a male between ages 28-40. you Must be non smoker over 5ft 10 muscular rugby type build single and thats it i like sporty men and men that spend time in gym you must reply if pic otherwise no reply im early 30ssize 12 and a brunette. i will send a pic with my reply. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/53/26577053.html Can I capture your attention long enough xx (Bristol (Clifton Redland), Age: 24) I occasionally browse through Gumtree for a brief spell of entertainment. Some of the ads are hilarious want someone to pee on big c ck wants and so on. I dont expect to find any intelligence on there (although you may have just changed that Plus I never take life too seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway I m 24 and am very attractive (wheres my trumpet and despite being fairly slim I am fortunate enough not to have an eating disorder. I enjoy food too much Not to the point where I resemble a Viking at the dinner table but in the sense that I love good food (not really one for a kebab sorry And whilst were on the subject I am a meat-eater We didnt struggle to the top of the food chain to be vegetarians now did we? As the Indians so rightly say vegetarian is lousy hunter. I also would like to think that I have a good sense of humour with a high level of wit and quirkiness. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility there are so few of us left Now where did I put That trumpet I have an excellent dress sense and I would say that I conform to a certain extent however Im certainly not a sheep as they say only dead fish swim with the stream. I have my own sense of style one which is sophisticated and glamorous however I often tailor my dress code to my personality daily (depending on my mood) and also wear sporty clothes (gym) suits (work) and jeans Lol. I have been blessed with the ability to string a series of sentences together however only choose to if the person listening can understand the diverse English vocabulary combined with the facetious jargon I freely opt to use as and when I please. On the other hand if my intelligence is restricted due to a persons ineptness or their similitude to not be the sharpest tool in the box I simply baffle them with bullsh t Generally in the workplace Or when Ive consumed too much alcohol So what am I looking for in a guy? Im not looking for someone who is young at heart (over 33 Im not looking for a free spirit (junkie Im not looking for someone whos emotionally secure (on medication Im not looking for someone who is extremely open-minded or someone who wants a spiritual soul mate (stalker desperate Im not looking for someone who is over-excited about lifes journey (you have no concept of reality Im not looking for someone who lies about their stats (loser Im not looking for someone who wears more gold than Mr. T (Chav Im not looking for someone who is just cuddly or huggable (overweight Im not looking for someone who has a number of ads on Gumtree. Im not looking for someone who posts replies to ads requesting photos pretending to be someone your not I Am looking for someone who is fairly attractive (oil painting or not personality Does count I Am looking for someone who has a job (not a sponger I Am looking for someone who is well-groomed (jam cheese B.O. is a definite No No I Am looking for someone who is romantic (or at least with a loving caring side I Am looking for someone who likes to go out (socialising is a must I Am looking for someone who is interesting intelligent (good conversation a must I Am looking for someone who is funny witty (I love to laugh I Am looking for someone who may well Not exist? Despite the above I am not stuck up my own rear end. I simply have a unique sense of humour. Some of my views and requirements may well be somewhat extreme but theres no point in wasting peoples time. Men are like parking spots the good ones are taken and the free ones are usually handicapped (not in the disabled sense so Please DonT Be Offended just in an idiotic sort of way I think before I speak (or write in this case) and would never intentionally offend someone. I can also invest meaning in to my actions If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Just kidding I wouldnt dream of doing that I wouldnt waste the bread. Anyhow im sure you get the picture. I love enjoying life from the simple things to the finer things. I like Formula One Moto Gp Rugby country walks skydiving travelling all types of music ballet theatre art most films and so on. Im an Engineering Consultant however im hoping to obtain the patent rights to some of my ideas manufacture my own cosmetic range and try property developing once ive conquered the world. I have an opinion too. Maybe not always the most welcomed but always from the heart (And can you believe it i m never wrong I guess that s a natural trait for a female good debate material I m not always decisive. I know what I want but I don t always know what I want to do I m very imaginative. I think too much. I like fast cars Not boy-racers (Formula One and Aston Martins Silverstone anyone? I don t drink beer and thus haven t developed such a skill as to open a bottle with my teeth toes. I only pick my nose (with tissue) when nobody s around (should I admit that and I don t suffer with flatulence. I get irony A traffic jam when youre already late. Meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife I love surprises. I realise that life is a comedy of errors (somewhat The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. I am lucky to have both. Seriously where s that trumpet? Oh and before I go may I have your picture please? Ive just bought a dartboard. xx P.S. Replies without pics will not be responded to. And if your still reading thank you xx Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/90/25184590.html Indie chick has grown up, seeking Indie man (Not Indian man ) (Bristol, Age: 38) Hi Im white 5 4&quot curvaceous (size 18 bbw red haired (at the moment) but naturally dark and have green eyes. Just looking for someone of a similar age or slightly younger thats looking for the same things in life as me. Someone whos honest believes in fidelity likes a laugh bit old fashioned sensual pasionate about music (Very important ) film photography footie and loads more I especially enjoy watching live music (mainy Indie Ska Rock Punk) occasionally going for a good night out drinking and dancing cinema weekends away etc although most of my time seems to be spent in my living room at the moment which I am comfortable with as I do like my own space I m quite shy to start with (but can chat the hind leg off a donkey at times) so like someone whos talkative with a cheeky slightly crude sense of humour bit of a lad type down to earth normal and as Im not very aware of when a man fancies me you will have to be very forward. Lol Dont really have a type so open to suggestions Look forward to hearing from you if youre interested in a chat. Im not looking for one night stands or nsa sex P.S. I know it says 38 but Im more like a 30 year old mentally. P.P.S. The Indie part of the ad does refer to my musical taste not my culture. I am not Indian and not looking for an Indian man. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/01/26442201.html Are you out there? (cardiff or surrounding areas, Age: 34) Just looking to see if there are any fun chaps out there with a bit of class I am looking for fun with a like minded man who can challenge me mentally as well physically. I am not just looking for Nsa but fun with it too. I am mid 30s have a good job curvy pretty and have a real zest for life Get in touch. please no weirdos.lol Have fun xx Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/14/26435014.html will-you-please-stop-posting-these-stupid-fake-adverts? (Bristol, Age: 34) And whats with the hyphens? A disgruntled male Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/65/26431565.html Witty banter is my speciality (bristol, Age: 22) heya D well yet again i find myself here.maybe this time i will atract a guy who doesnt talk about his ex.lol but yeh anyway im a 22 y.o single lady whos not on here just looking to get my leg over suprisingly enough i can hold a conversation (shock horror lol) im into the usual stuff.going to gigs chilling with mates sambuca and cider hehe a general good ol knees upfooty and random drunken chats about some amazing dream that well turns out to be not so amazing.god i hate it when that happens ha anyway i am babbling now so go ahead and get typing D xx Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/23/22580423.html Indie Chick has grown up Looking for an Indie Man (Bristol, Age: 38) Hi Ive been single for the last 6 months and getting fed up with being on my own again. Unfortunately All of my friends have now got partners so if I do go out Im usually playing gooseberry. Im 5 4&quot curvaceous (size 18 bbw) red haired (at the moment) but naturally dark and have green eyes. Just looking for someone of a similar age-ish (but normally end up dating younger men) thats looking for the same things in life as me. Someone whos honest believes in fidelity likes a laugh bit old fashioned sensual pasionate about music (very important ) film photography footie and loads more I especially enjoy watching live music (mainy Indie Ska Rock Punk) occasionally going for a good night out drinking and dancing cinema weekends away etc although most of my time seems to be spent in my living room at the moment which I am comfortable with as I do like my own space I m quite shy to start with (but can chat the hind leg off a donkey at times) so like someone whos talkative with a cheeky slightly crude sense of humour bit of a lad type of thing down to earth normal and as Im not very aware of when a man fancies me you will have to be very forward. Lol Dont really have a type so open to suggestions Look forward to hearing from you if youre interested in a chat. Im not looking for one night stands or nsa sex P.S. I know it says 38 but Im more like a 30 year old mentally. Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/27/24772727.html Singles Social-Looking for singles to meet as a group Update (Bristol, Age: 38) I have had an over whelming responce to this add unfortuantly all from guys. I had the first female responce today. to all the guys i have not replied to my appologies but i have kept everyones emails and if i get a better responce from females i will be in touch with everyone. To any females out there please get in touch i cant vouch for everyone but not all of us our wierdos i promise. Some of the guys even seem fairly normal from their responces. My idea is to arange a meeting where any single males and females can go along to meet in a nice bar or pub in town with out the need to waste time placing numerous adverts on web sites and emailing back and forth with all the strange and wierd people who seem to post on here. Iif i get any interest i will be looking to arange a time date and place where we can meet with no objective other to get a group of singles in to the same place for a few drinks and leave the rest in the hands of the gods. All ages sexes welcome email me for details. Look forward to hearing from you all. Will Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/05/24902505.html fresh start (bristol, Age: 32) hello am moving up to bristol in october to start life all over again im looking for friendships to start with and then see what happens. im 32 5ft 6 grey eyes curvy figure and long brown hair. im a veggie (but meat eaters can still reply non smoker and drink socially. i enjoy travelling and sports. am looking for a single guy between ages of 30-38 muscular build non smoker and someone who can speak english well and is fairly outgoing and chatty not keen on quiet withdrawn guys looking forward to hearing from you. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/40/26008040.html A cool,decent,indie,down to earth guy? (Bristol, Age: 22) Hello there. Thought this was worth a shot. Im looking for a nice and decent guy to hang out with and get to know better. Ill tell you a little about me first I guess Im 22 darkish brown hair slim and pretty small aswell (about 5&quot 3 Im really into my music i listen to indie rock mainly so I would love to meet a guy thats into the same so we can go to gigs together Im also into football too (Newcastle all the way haha) so i also enjoy playing football quite into other sports too such as tennis etc. I enjoy watching films going to the cinema and i also like to think im some sort of pro on the wii sports I also drive. and would love to go on a road trip with the right person too possibly to go to gigs far away too Anyway it would be awesome if i could meet the right guy at some point and just have some fun with and see what happens. Im really into the indie rock type guys. I have an obsession with being clean and everyone else being clean too so you have to be clean and if you have a beard thats an added bonus ) Just a couple of things that i would call a turn off for me Smokers Bad hygiene Chavy men ( Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/88/26227688.html guide wanted (bristol, Age: 36) I grew up on a desert island milking masaranduba trees and frolicking with bisons. I have only recently been discovered and brought to modern civilisation and I need a good man to show me around. This is a genuine advert so ingenious replies only please. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/47/26281247.html Spanish guy wanted (Bristol,Bitton, Age: 43) Hi there I am looking for a Spanish guy of 43 to practise my Spanish with and hopefully build up a friendship. I am passionate about the Spanish language and would love to converse with someone who is fluent in the language and also enjoys good food and music. If you are lonely and would like to meet a lady who is comfortable listening or doing most of the talking then I may be the perfect match for you. Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/43/26198643.html Hi Gardeners (kingswood, Age: 42) hello various music tastes from punk to soul not into shopping or makeuplove charity shops and car boots and collecting gothic household stuff im 42 single mum care worker who loves gardening and festivals dark sense of humour slightly trigger happy have i got news for u Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/07/26146707.html Curvy 32 years young like music a lot, fun,bubbly,likes to chill with drink and company. (Bristol , Age: 42) Hi Never done this before as im sure eveyone says Im a fun loving girl like to go to the pub with matescinemagigsrelaxing watching dvds with brad pitt (i wish) I like reading when i have the time pub usually over rides that I love going to beaches whether its hot or cold I work in the care industry which i really enjoy If you want to know more then ask me? Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/59/26144559.html relationship (bristol, Age: 52) is any farmers interested in a 52 yr old lady Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/75/25546075.html looking for that special person (bristol, Age: 52) So are you out there then Women 52 looking for a nice chap who is looking for someone special who likes dogs. Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/59/25526859.html Prove me wrong.Men dont just want one thing, right? (Bristol, Age: 21) Ok so Im 21 and have been single for 6 months. Im not looking for mr right just mr right now but hey if you turn out to be mr right I wont be complaining I dont want to jump into bed with the next person I meet but after a disastrous date with a complete idiot I stopped looking about 3 months ago and now Im bored I am tall- 5&quot 9 blonde curvy I run in the gym 3 times a week not because Im obsessed with exercise but because I just like doing it. I think of myself as a bit of a Nigella in the kitchen so you cant be a fussy eater I enjoy the normal things in life clubbing pubbing going to gigs walks in the park watching dvds and think that it would be nice to share my time with someone else. Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/92/25385792.html Laughter is the best medicine (Bristol, Age: 34) Looking for qualified therapist to administer it. Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/13/25224013.html Voluptuous, optimistic, intelligent lady, looking for gentleman to share adventures (Bristol, England, Age: 54) Im a warm-hearted woman who likes the good things in life. Im in a good job but am looking to start my own business. Ive got two lovely grown up daughters who no longer live with me. Ive got a strong spiritual beliefs which lean towards the pagan and Ill generally try anything once. Im looking for a gentleman who can understand my mindset likes live Irish music in pubs and wants someone to keep him company on the road less travelled. Ideally hell be between 55-60 and a non-smoker and possibly a vegetarian. Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/07/25137907.html Honest Woman (Thornbury Bristol, Age: 54) My name is Juliette I live in Bristol Area. I am 46 going on 25 young at heart. I am a Disabled woman and proud of that. I have got a good s.o.h. I am very caring and very understanding willing to listen to other people problems. before I telling people about mind problems. I am looking for a man age between 34 54 to start a new relationship with love and romance. Who likes the outdoor life. Who enjoy a good night in. So if you want to find out more about me please drop me an email. Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/20/25130720.html Cheese is a kind of. (Bristol, Age: 26) .can you finish this? I am a compassionate socially conscious funny attractive girl who is looking for someone who is empathetic open minded and hilarious I like tall guys with a cheeky smile and charisma. x Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/60/25106160.html is there a nice guy out therer 4 me (portishead , bristol, Age: 22) hi im a 22 female looking to meet a honest kind loving guy good looking if that is yoy then email me back thankz if your frm poritshead or bristol then let me knowthankz x Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/15/25073315.html